So after deciding that I was going to write, finish & publish all the authentic & potentially (probably) unfunny posts last night, my brain must’ve flipped out. It was all “YAY! ALL THE WORDS & THINGS!” and woke me at 4:50 am today. FOUR FRIGGIN’ FIFTY.
I laid in bed listening to Stella & Brando (the Wondermutts) snore for twenty minutes while my brain rambled about I have no idea what. Cuz it was 4:50. Bitter.
Eventually I conceded, slowly waking the sleeping Wondermutts (that whole “Let Sleeping Dogs Lie” is good advice, but more on that another day) and dragged them out of bed. Usually it’s the other way around. Typically Stella has to stand on me to force me into a vertical position. 60 pounds of Stella standing on your chest is NOT how you want to wake up, by the way.
So here’s where I am today: bitter about the 4:50 internal alarm, drinking lots of coffee, alternating between real work stuff, a private journal post, a journal post containing blog ideas, and this. And it’s only 2pm.
Oh, and as a teaser (warning??) here are the working titles of future blog posts. You’re welcome (I’m sorry??).
Don’t Take the ClickBait
Content Marketing is Killing Content
256 Shades of Gray (alternate: The Black & White Blinding Effect)
How to Focus on Work When Your Brain Won’t Shut Up
The Joy Killing Laughter Thief
Group Texts, Group Messages & Reply Alls, Oh My.
Personal Brand vs Professional Brand
Facebook tags & Challenges & Why I Hate Them…Mostly.
Unplugging “Friendships” to Renew Relationships
Postcards from Pee Wee
Body Image Bullshit
A Bared Soul is not a Cry for Help (A Venn Diagram!)
Titanium Ta-Tas – The Cancer Scare!
Stop Telling Me What I Need (Clickbait Part Deux)
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie – Literally. No Really, Literally.